The Story Of Radiant And The Wolf

Because there is no catch sheep, poor Wolf Red Wolf has been severely beaten, yelled Gouxue head, out of Wolfsburg. Wolf no choice but to limp back to step three to go. Nowhere to go to Wolf unwittingly came to the front of the village sheep, "hey, or do sheep okay, everywhere there is grass, do not beaten curse." I kept thinking, thought it hit just miserable , can not help but weep bitter stream, howling: "I no longer want the wolf, and I no longer want the wolf, and I do the sheep!" he finished, raised the white flag to surrender. The radiant being sentry saw Wolf Lang Beixiang convulsed with laughter, can not believe it will become the Wolf is good, then kind of slowly Yang Yang village just passing, it is pitiful to see Wolf, moved compassion, said: "it repented it."

At night, hungry to Wolf and playing a bad idea, it wants: sheep do not eat so much, that it is a fool! It secretly went to the door lazy, and before opening the door, saliva has to flow out, suddenly the alarm rang, Wolf scared a stagger down to the ground, only a sledgehammer and fall, Wolf in the middle of the head, it groggy not figure out what was locked up in a cage. The original radiant had expected to vicious Wolf, die hard, planted a body, which under the gray wolf can be miserable!

The next day, still groggy Wolf pushed to the bazaar, selling the radiant loudly: "Come buy a sheep Yeah, dressed in sheep skins to buy it not only pick up a white weasel can also be shearing it, come buy it! "wonderful cries attracted a constant stream of viewers, the gray wolf to a packed. Finally, a good fat petty cheaper to buy a Wolf, he said smugly: "can pick up a great deal Yes, a weasel to do bed, cut some wool can be knit every day, so fat sheep effort will not be small, but also to transport it to pull a cart firewood it, too, huh, huh! work hard ah, Mr. Wolf! "make a face radiant, beckoned toward the Wolf," Damn the radiant, I will be back! "Wolf cried feebly, helplessly being taken away. No way, radiant had opened the door to the village sheep.

Morning, slow Yang Yang village solemnly announced: "After Wolf is a member of our village, sheep, and after we pay more attention to it! Dinner now!" Fresh to the grass side up, they delight in eating lamb , Wolf, we also learn to look carefully chewing a few mouthfuls of his face changed, "Ah, bitter and astringent, good distasteful it!" It's frowned Yingyan down, and then clutching his stomach, grimacing way back to the house.

The Funny Story Of Donald Duck

Donald duck is a famous Walt Disney character. His first appearance was in Little White Hens in 1934 and has been famous ever since. His full name is Donald Fauntleroy Duck and he is famous for having a bad temper and being extremely lazy. His romantic partner is Daisy Duck. Donald has been one of the most famous characters ever created by Walt Disney; he was illustrated by animator Dick Lundy. Donald has been around for seven decades now and he is still highly popular with kids.As a character, he bridges the gap among generations. Your parents know him from when they were kids, you used to watch him on television when you were a kid and perhaps your kids still watch some of his cartoon shows on TV. The fact is Donald Duck will never die. He is a character known and loved by many, especially those who grew up watching him on television.

Start by making the beak, this can be done by cutting cardboard and covering it up in yellow construction paper or if you have a yellow visor, that can be much easier as it is already shaped like a beak. Don't forget to add nostrils on the upper part of the visor to make the illusion of a nose.It all began when Judge Harold Greene ruled AT&T a monopoly in 1982 and broke that company into pieces. When that happened, the vice-like hold on telephone ownership was broken. No longer did you have to pay the phone company monthly rent for a five-pound black telephone.they just didn't sound right. It's more psychological than anything, a nagging realization that something is amiss. That little alarm bell may even have changed your impression of the person on the other end, and all because of the quality of the telephone voice.

You can use orange construction paper or felt paper to cover your shoes with. You can make webs by cutting the edge of the paper to make three toes. If you have a sailor costume already, you can just alter it a little bit to replicate Donald Duck's clothes. Don't forget to add his hat as this is a vital part of the costume.It can be more fun making your own Donald Duck costume than buying them premade as it shows off your creative side and you can tell everyone that you made it yourself. Donald Duck's popularity will never fade.Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

Injured peple

Such was the case when I was driving to the mall the other day. I was halted at the traffic light, while my injured leg was throbbing, ( having sat in the driver's seat position for 20 minutes now), and I glanced over at the crosswalk to see a bag lady, waiting for the walk sign to change so she could walk across the road.

She started to put her bags down and go to the pole where the buttons were to push to allow the walk sign to change, and she would just pound on both of the buttons. I assume she thought that the more she pushed the buttons, the faster the light would change.

So then she goes back to her bags, picks them up and gets ready to cross the street. I can view in her face that she is getting more upset. All of sudden she drop kicks the bag in her right hand, sending all of its contents flying all over the sidewalk! By now I am cracking up with laughter. She drops the other bag and goes back to the pole and starts hammering on the buttons again! I am not thinking about my injured leg at this point.

She then goes to pick up her belongings, sprinkling sparkling dust from one of the bags all over the sidewalk. She picks up both bags, waits a second, and then when the light does change, shebegins to walk across the street. It was just hilarious, and I so wished I had a video camera at the moment to record her moment of frustration!

This funny incident took me away from the reality of my injury, and reconfirmed my belief to enjoy the little things in life while you can.

Funny stories about dogs

Rats
The old lady was taking a walk with her dachhound. She meets a couple of members of a gang of youths who ride about in big American cars in leather jackets. They look big and tuff:
One of them tells the lady:
- I can see that the rats are big this year.
The old lady replies:
- And leatherjackets have they got also!

Test your dog...
When I was taking a course in dog psykology the instructor told me that a good way to test your dog was to pretend to fall and play wounded. A dog with a bad temper should try to bite his owner, while a good dog should lick him in the face and show concern.
One night when I was sitting in my livingroom eating pizza I decided to test his theory on my two dogs. I stood up and put my hand to my chest, made a scream and fell down on the floor.
The dogs gave me a quick glance at each other - rushed to the table and ate my pizza.

The mushroom...
A nice old lady had a party. She served mushrooms that she had found in the forest herself. To make sure that they were alright she had given her dog some pieces of the mushroom.
When the guests arrived she told them about her way to test the mushrooms and also said that the dog was feeling very well. After the dinner the maid came running screaming:
- The dog is dead!
The guests and the old lady was brought to the hospital and treated.
When they came back the maid said:
- The truck driver is here to talk to madam.
- What truck driver?
- The one who hit the dog!

Tell Me Why You Are 5 Minutes Late Coming Home?

Japanese have done it again.  A new Android app can track where your husband / wife / boyfriend / girlfriend is.  You get to play Detective Fletcher at the comfort of your own home or anywhere.  No more driving around and following.  Go!  Go get those cheaters!

Oh, and it comes with this movie as an extra bonus too.  100 years ago, a Japanese samurai came back from far far away because he used the same app and found his wife cheating.  He rushed into the house and killed them all.


    Here’s how Karelog works.  Grab your BFs Android cell phone when hes not around, make sure his software is Android 2.2 or later, download the Karelog app and install it.  Youll need to provide an ID and password but dont tell him.  Then the fun really gets going… or actually when your boyfriend gets going on his typical day of cheating, back-stabbing and fooling around.  Heh, the poor slobs probably just going home to his loving wife & kids, but I digress.      Once your Elvis has left the building, sashay over to your computer and log into the Karelog website with your ID and password.  The sites GPS tracker kicks in and pinpoints the dirty rats precise location to within a meter.  Or a meter-maid, perhaps.

    Android App tells you where your boyfriend / husband / girlfriend / wife is!!!

    via Android App Allows Jealous Girls to Remotely Follow Their Boyfriends.