All Kinds Of Interesting Kid's Stories

Kids say the most embarrassing and yet the funniest things ever! We can all agree of this statement upon reading a few funny kid's stories involving their misadventures in the world of adults. In fact, we can rightly say that the best funny stories involving kids often involve those where adult interaction was present.

Kids are inquisitive by nature so it comes as no surprise that they have endless questions to be asked of their elders. Often, the adults answer their questions in a sensible manner but kids being kids, they apply these answers in hilarious ways. A good example is one where a 4-year old boy asks a visibly pregnant woman why her stomach is so big. The lady then answers that it's because she has a baby inside her tummy whilst being amused by the boy's wide-eyed stare. The boy then proceeded to ask why she was being a mean person by swallowing a baby!

Yet another source of funny kids stories is their propensity to show off to their family and friends. The show off attitude is childlike and childish but the laughter that ensues will crack up even the adults in the room. For example, a young boy who was fond of wearing superhero costumes thought he can fly over a ditch and so he did. When he landed with a few minor scratches in the ditch, he told his parents that, “If I had my cape on, I would have flown over it!” It is a story that can live in family lore for years to come.

We have all heard how kids are the wisest creatures on the planet and we can agree that their wisdom is borne of a magical innocence adults have lost in transition. This is where we have the best of funny kids stories. For example, a kindergarten pupil narrated to his teacher that he found a dead cat. The teacher asked how he knew it was dead and the body said, “Because I pissed on its ears and it just continued to lie still!” The teacher was aghast but the boy explained, “I said pssst on its ears!”

Funny Stories Happened In My Travels

I travel faster than bad news. I comb my hair with a plastic salad fork and use a toothbrush handle to stir my instant coffee, flavoring it with Pepsodent. A money pouch hangs inside my pants, and on my wrist is a Timex with a black vinyl strap-not to tell the time but to tell the world: I’m cheap. Go rob somebody with a Rolex.

I can’t afford to get robbed. It takes up too much time, my most precious commodity. The faster I travel, the more money I make. And after ten days of reviewing resorts throughout the Caribbean, I’m back where I started, at my favorite hotel in Jamaica, the Ocean View. Pink water fills the toilet, a tattered Popular Mechanics from 1997 sits on the bureau (compliments of the management), and an air conditioner grumbles loud enough to drown out the jet blast from the nearby airport.

You can tell a lot about a country by its airport. Is it named after a dictator? Do the pay phones actually work? How many crashed planes line the runway? Any sniffer dogs roaming the baggage carousels?

He rolled his eyes, and dismissed me with a wave of his hand while letting loose with a mouth fart, a uniquely European habit in which a pocket of air bursts up from the lower lip, a contemptuous gesture often accompanied by a theatric closing of the eyes, a facial drama meant to convey a subtle existential message: You’re dog shit.

When I turned to leave, the oiled people around the pool erupted in laughter. I stormed out of there, my pants flapping in the breeze. They didn’t know it, but the Red Brigade just found a new recruit.

At the hotel next door, the receptionist asked me in that charmingly blunt way of the French, “Monsieur, you have had an accident with your pants?”

“Just a little rip,” I said, but as I reached back to check the seat of my pants, there was just bare flesh. My Girbauds had ripped from the belt loop all the way down to the back of my knee and I hadn’t even noticed. So that’s what people have been laughing at. On an island where the women brazenly expose their breasts, my thigh seemed to be getting all the attention.

Travel fatigue had definitely set in, my body numb of senses yet moving one step ahead of an overactive mind. I should have recognized the first symptoms that morning at the St. Maarten airport. Whenever I had flashed a big smile, people recoiled in horror. Little children ran to their parents. Perplexed, I went into a bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. My teeth and gums were colored inky red from sucking on a pen already weakened by so much high altitude flying. Leaking pens are another occupational hazard of the travel writer. My wife is always threatening to buy me a pocket protector. What I really needed was a pocket protector for my mouth.

At the Montego Bay airport, the first thing you notice are the Jamaicans themselves, a hands-on kind of people. When I landed here the week before, I sought refuge in the bathroom, which didn’t stop a mob of taxi drivers from following me in, tugging at my shirt while I stood at the urinal.

“Can I please pee in private?” I pleaded. Laughing among themselves, they moved back about two inches without loosening their grips on the duffel bag slung over my shoulder.

“I don’t need a taxi. I’m walking,” I said as I zipped up my pants. I ploughed my way through the taxi drivers, veering for the street while they pushed me in the direction of their taxis. They gave up when I told them where I was going.

“Let the cheap man walk. He go to de Ocean View.”

He laughed without answering. Then asked if he could make a detour to stop at the Bob Marley monument.

“I have to meditate on my man here,” he said. He sat down in a cross-legged position, closed his eyes, and hummed a reggae tune for ten minutes while I waited impatiently in the front seat. Then he charged me for a sightseeing tour of Kingston. Like he said, only hustlers and fools.

From the veranda of the Ocean View, I can see an Air Jamaica 737 landing, tail heavy with tourists. I’ll be taking that plane home in another two hours. It’s been a long 240 hours away from my family. I sometimes imagine that I am not actually traveling so much as running in place, just trying to keep up with a world that is spinning under my feet.

There are, however, aspects of travel I do enjoy, such as the assimilation of varied cultural traits I pick up along the way. On the flight over from Kingston, I talked with a couple who were just returning from a week at Sandals, a couples-only resort, about our respective trips. “But what you do isn’t really traveling,” said Mr. Banana Republic, smugly smiling to his wife. “You never really stay long enough to know a place, do you?”

I rolled my eyes back, waved my hand dismissively, and let a pocket of air burst up from my lower lip.

In the new millennium, Dominick redefined himself as a live-action filmmaker. His films have been well-received, garnering such accolades as ‘Best Short Film- Palm Springs International Hispanic Film Festival,’ and ‘Best Director- Long Beach Q Film Festival.’ Having sold two screenplays, Dominick decided to capitalize on a growing writing resume. At forty, (call it an acute awareness of his own mortality) he went on to pen a collection of Narrative Nonfiction essays titled “Jesus Shoes,” which he has been performing in Spoken Word events around Los Angeles. Two selections from the collection have recently been included in anthologies.

The Nameless Prince represents Dominick’s foray into Young Adult urban fantasy. He would be very happy to retire from illustration as a full-time author. He currently lives in Silver Lake, California, surrounded by hipsters.

Funny Stories About The Priest

A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoops and applause, but when they see the priest enter the bar, the place becomes absolutely quiet.
　　
The priest walks over to the bartender and asks, "Can you please tell me where your bathroom is?"
　　
"Sure, but I have to tell you, father, there's a statue of a naked woman in it and she?s wearing only a fig leaf."
　　
"No problem, I'll just avert my eyes, then," Said the priest.
　　
The bartender then shows the priest to the far side of the bar where the bathroom is located. After a short while, the priest comes out of the bathroom and the bar crowd pauses only long enough to give him a rousing cheer. Perplexed he goes over to the bartender and asks, I'm puzzled. Why did they cheer for me as I came out of the bathroom just now?"
　　
"Well, father, it's because your curiosity has made you human and likeable, just like us," said the bartender. "May I pour you a drink?"
　　
"No thanks you, but, I'm still puzzled," said the priest.
　　
"You see, father," chuckles the bartender, "every time somebody moves the fig leaf on the naked woman statue, the bar lights go off. Now, what do you say to that drink?"
　　
Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person," so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"
　　
This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together in college!" Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone out of the world spectrum and I know them!"
　　
And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says "The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says "No he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so they fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!
　　
Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out. Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to, he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's boss looks at Sulio and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton...hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more than I can take!

Funny Stories To Brighten Your Day

I'm about to give you some "funny anecdotes" as to make you laugh

After meal, I took two children, one boy and one young lady to a close by slope where I invested my delighted child decades. In another concept, I would like to choose up my previous storage and to flavor it. Along the way, the little boy leaped up and down happily. And so was with that young lady. We took some images and sang music. We saw no one but a man who was gathering some wood. What a basic position other than the children's a sense of fun. I had a discussion with the slope. I said friendly: "Mr. Slope, do you know me? I am Alice. I was your consistent guest at once." Mr. Slope does not response instantly. But soon he believed of me. He said excitedly: "oh, it's you, Alice. Period of your energy and effort no see. How I pass up you, favorite. How are you?" I responded to with a low tone: I am excellent. I pass up you, too. I am sorry that I come to check out you until now. But why you are all bared now?" "It's ok, favorite. Miss. Shrub was gone, yet another Miss. pine will come to secure me. Am I unattractive now?" he said, amusingly.


An excellent modify arises here. All the plants were cut down, bared completely. And a huge item of simply was missing. I waste it. On our way to a new designed platform, the last direction hardly can be seen clearly. So we created a new direction which was complete of thorns and woodlands. "No, I dropped down, and my pants were damaged. Wait!" I reported. Then the little boy came to me and took the thorns away. "Follow me, please. I'll take you a side." He said it with a soothing overall tone. But he was really little, only 12 decades of age. The young lady just chuckled at me and created experience to me. I was rather shy. Yet I debatably said: It is because my sneakers were a bit rear foot. If I use smooth higher heel, I am sure I shall not tumble down. Ok?"Several minute's disagreement, we went on our move. If only you are my knight in shining armor amazing. Aha, daydreaming! After getting to the platform, we checked around and performed for a while. At duration, we hurriedly came house, since it was going to be black. What an amazing move.

My wife loves to watch the show, A Baby Story, everyday. She starting watching it a year ago when she was pregnant with our son, because she wanted to try to get an idea what labor would be like. Now she watches, because she wants to reminisce about the birth of our son, and look forward to having our next child. Personally I think that this show is boring, but recently I heard a baby story of a different kind. Here is how the story went.

The girl was nineteen years old with no boyfriend in the picture anymore. She was working full time to try to make ends meet, and she was getting very anxious for the baby to be born. One morning before she had to be at work, she went to the doctor's office for a checkup. The doctor checked her and told her that she was in labor, and she needed to go to the hospital to be delivered. She said cool, and then she asked do I need to go to the hospital now, or can I go after work. The doctor politely told her that she did not have to go to the hospital immediately, but that she could only go home and get her a bag ready for the hospital stay. She asked if it would be ok if she got something to eat, and he said he did not advise it. Next thing you know she is in the drive-thru line at Whataburger trying to get something to eat, and a guy backed into the driver side of her truck. Remember now that she is in active labor. She can not get out of the driver side door, so she drags her big, nine months pregnant belly out the passenger side door. The man saw her condition, and got so worried he fainted. Now a nine month pregnant women is sitting in the parking lot at Whataburger, in active labor, fanning a man trying to revive him. Once she got home, her mother rushed her to the hospital. After a few hours of labor a beautiful baby boy was born, and both mother and baby were healthy. I don't know about you, but if A Baby Story was this interesting everyday, I think I would tune in a lot more often.


Time marches on and I haven't recognized that elements have modified a lot. I'm an individual that lives on the last. I still can remember many elements occurred years ago, even when I was three or four. Sometimes I'm abraded by them.

The Best Dentist Jokes You'll Ever Come Across

"My God! I just can't stand my son!"
"Why? Is he a dentist?"

Dentists are people we simply love to hate. Let's face it, if there is any profession that is universally hated in the world, it is dentistry. You avoid your dentist like the plague, right until your tooth reaches such a stage where it resembles a World War II graveyard, only after which you go to the dentist. And then, of course you return complaining and cribbing about how much your tooth hurts, but how bad your dentist is. All said and done, something that will help elevate your mood is some dentist jokes, which will help dentists and patients alike see the lighter side of this noble profession with the help these silly jokes.

Funny Dentist Jokes

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled,
and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth
as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed.
"You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen, the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "Okay Doc!" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

Short Dentist Jokes

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child? Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

What was the dentist doing in Panama? Looking for the Root Canal

Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" replied the dentist. Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes worth work?!
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

Old man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"
Old woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle?"
Old man: "No, because they come out at night!"

Best Dentist Jokes

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied, "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the patient, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"

Edward: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"
Lucy: "Yes, the dentist."

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
Patient: I'm not.
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.

What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

Dentist Jokes for Kids

A little boy was taken to the dentist where he was told that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "What kind of filling would you like for that carious tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the young kid.

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

Ginny: Daddy, when I grow up, shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor?"
Dad: Dentist honey
Ginny: Why father?
Dad: We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!

Johnny was sitting in the waiting room after getting his tooth extracted. The receptionist asked him how he was feeling. "I'm okay" he said, "but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used during the extraction." "What did he say?" asked the nurse alarmed. "Oops!" replied Johnny.

So this was all about the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. As Murphy would have said, you will always acutely suffer from a toothache only after the nearest dental clinic has shut down. So for the time being, you can instead have a good laugh with these dentist jokes, which are short hilarious jokes, that are bound to leave you in splits, because, as your dentist will tell you, laughter is the best medicine!